Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Text me some of your sweat
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