MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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