i just wanna soil my oats bro
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
it's like heaven, but drunker
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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