Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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