There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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