Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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