You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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