I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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