It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
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There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
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