are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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