if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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