You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
They took my balls.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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