ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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