Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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