Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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