i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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