we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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