i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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