I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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