if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
PANTIES FOUND
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