Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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