She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
