Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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