We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I wear drunk well.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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