Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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