Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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