they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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