God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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