it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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