Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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