OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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