He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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