Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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