Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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