so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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