I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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