Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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