i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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