Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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