Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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