I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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