i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Can I color on your dick again?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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