It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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