in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
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The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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