I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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