dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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