I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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