I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
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Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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