My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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