Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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