Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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