What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
