Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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