he puts the penis in happiness.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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