You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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